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frankie-machine:



I have seven children that I am so proud of. I’m a grandfather at fifty. And I found Jeannie, such a wife. She took my four children from my previous marriage, and she won ‘em over, and she was so young. They call her Mom, you know. And we had three others, but she loved ‘em like my four. Isn’t that fabulous? After my divorce, the court eventually gave me the children, and I think it was the first time in California that a man got the children…But what luck that my Jeannie was there and was such a fine lady. My Jeannie and her blue eyes. I call ‘em Nazi eyes. Thanks to them, I don’t even care about givin’ my ex-wife $2,400 a month for 18 years. -Dean Martin on his wife Jeanne, 1967

frankie-machine:

I have seven children that I am so proud of. I’m a grandfather at fifty. And I found Jeannie, such a wife. She took my four children from my previous marriage, and she won ‘em over, and she was so young. They call her Mom, you know. And we had three others, but she loved ‘em like my four. Isn’t that fabulous? After my divorce, the court eventually gave me the children, and I think it was the first time in California that a man got the children…But what luck that my Jeannie was there and was such a fine lady. My Jeannie and her blue eyes. I call ‘em Nazi eyes. Thanks to them, I don’t even care about givin’ my ex-wife $2,400 a month for 18 years. -Dean Martin on his wife Jeanne, 1967

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What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again

youngbrokeandfameless:

bootyshortsandtanktops:

That would be fucking sick.

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You know what’s better than a piece of fried chicken?

youngbrokeandfameless:

itsstoopkid:

Two pieces of fried chicken.

I love how it’s a black guy. XD SO racist. Unless that’s just a coincidence…. 

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I Have 5 Fingers For One Reason (:

meeshkalov3:

dalagindingg:

My little finger to make promises to my best friends.

 My ring finger for someone special when the time is right.

 

My middle finger is to those who are jealous of me.

 

My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me.

My thumb to show the rest of the world I’ll be fine.

            THIS

i would’ve thought my index finder was to scroll & click on stuff…but thats cool too.

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32waystomakeyousmile:

soupyandchewy:

soundslikegutstome:

ronnieradkelovers:

Ronnie Radke - Falling In Reverse

this jeans omg
Come to me Ronnie

this guy

32waystomakeyousmile:

soupyandchewy:

soundslikegutstome:

ronnieradkelovers:

Ronnie Radke - Falling In Reverse

this jeans omg

Come to me Ronnie

this guy

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